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  2. master-of-sorcere:

    onlylolgifs:

    kitten wiggles ears while eating

    i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

    (via granddad-and-sandshoes)

     
  3. rainbowcranes:

    Growing up, my dad had a rule. “You can’t get a tattoo. If you do, I will make you get it removed. Unless, that is, you join the army and can shoot a seagull in the eye from a mile away, or you have a near-death experience.”

    On July 12, 2011, I rode my bicycle to the camp I worked at. On my way home, I rode down a hill, and stopped at the bottom. I looked both ways, and there was no car coming. I started to turn left when I got hit by a car going ~55 miles per hour. I completely shattered the windshield, and when the driver stopped, I was ejected back onto the road. The doctors in the emergency room were absolutely perplexed when I arrived, because they all agreed that I should have died, and they were amazed to release me 4 and a half hours later with only 16 stitches, a concussion, and a chipped tooth. During my recovery, I was angry and confused. A couple if days after my accident, I received cards from my eight year old campers. One of them drew a giant paper crane, and said, “if you fold a thousand paper cranes, you’ll get better”. 

    Not being able to read, ride a bicycle, or put stress on my body, I cut up an old sudoku puzzle, went on YouTube, and learned how to make a paper crane. By the end of the day, I had a laundry basket full of black and white paper cranes. 
    I kept making paper cranes, even after I made a thousand, and I ran into a dilemma. What do you do with paper cranes once you’ve made them? A girl in my class had committed suicide the same day I had my accident, and I brought a purple crane to her wake. Her family could not have been happier the moment I presented them with this crane. Something clicked in my head right there. I started giving them to people and hiding them in random places for people to find. I started making art with them, and they became a major part of who I was. 

    This tattoo is symbolic of my accident, and could not represent me any better.

    (via granddad-and-sandshoes)

     
  4. notsograndr:

    callmehopeless-notromantic:

    d0ugieslizard:

    mjolnirss:

    alfuhdawg:

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    IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

    this kills me!

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    They actually did it, too.

    this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

    (via u-o-me-my-eleventh)

     
  5. airakanke:

    tiffanydraws:

    Read from right to left :)

    This is a little manga I wrote to show how a girl’s efforts to make someone hurting smile ends up revealing a similar compassion from the very boy she was trying to comfort. It shows how a little kindness can sometimes seem pointless but it can be contagious and turn around to help the person giving it more than the one receiving it. 

    SDOHUFodshuf omg this is so so so so so cute I love iiiit ahhh

    (via viria)

     
  6. esspug:

    fma day yeahyeahyeah….

    (Source: vacuumcleanest, via viria)

     
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  8. impalaflavoredpie:

    lionheartdean:

    casfucker:

    HE CALLED CAS DEAN’S BOY TOY

    DEAN’S

    BOY

    TOY

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    I don’t believe that I have EVER seen a better use of these gifs

    (via granddad-and-sandshoes)

     
  9. taskeatorange:

    bromogeekmusings:

    radimus-co-uk:

    enochliew:

    Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

    Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

    it finally feels like 2014

    Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

    i need 10 of these

    (Source: Engadget, via granddad-and-sandshoes)

     
  10. illestflow:

    ofmiceandmaura:

    iamcute99:

    Accurate Horoscope 2014

    AQUARIUS – Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)

    Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
    Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
    Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
    Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    GEMINI – The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
    Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    CANCER – The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
    MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    LEO – The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
    Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    VIRGO – The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
    Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
    Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
    EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post.

    SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
    Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
    Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
    To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

    The Pisces one is so true for me.

    Leo is so true for me.

    I’m not loud and very outgoing, though I am Gemini

    (via granddad-and-sandshoes)

     
  11. (Source: loboculiao, via danisnotonfire)

     
  12. sir-brandothan:

    How Frozen Should Have Ended

    (via viria)

     
     
  13. anthonygrey:

    macabrekawaii:

    dualscar:

    captainexposition:

    shermansgallifreyan:

    oxboxer:

    feferipixies:

    the-fandoms-are-cool:

    everythingis19:

    cosmicsyzygy:

    Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

    DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

    I NEVER REALIZED

    are you serious

    I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

    FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

    YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

    can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

    like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

    molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

    who are you

    Quick, somebody write a book series about the adventures of Magic Prodigy Science Wizard!!!

    PLEASE SOMEONE JUST DO IT

    Alan Baker had no use for wands, of course. If one were to Prior Incantato his outdated, duct-taped rod of walnut wood and dragon heartstring, its most recent use would have been the enchantment of the long-lived neurons in Alan’s own mind. This enchantment, possible only for those who were capable of seeing themselves as a complex amalgamation of neural impulses, allowed him to bypass both wands and words. Alan did this, not for show, not for power, but because wandwork distracted him from his reading.

    Unfortunately, there was no legal spell to get rid of barflies.

    “Hey- hey mate, you gotta- gotta minute to-“

    Sobrius, Alan thought, placing one hand on his neighbor’s forehead without looking up. He pondered whether or not to cast a silencing barrier, even in violation of the Leaky Cauldron’s safety code.

    “Thanks,” said the now-sober man, “Readin’ more of that Muggle trash, I see.”

    Alan closed his eyes and counted to three, but when he opened them, the man was still there. Alan lowered his “muggle trash” in defeat, meeting the baggy, bloodshot eyes of the wizard sitting across from him.

    Alan leaned forward, placing his hands steeple-like on the table. “Mr. Fletcher, do you know why time turners don’t send you into space?”

    “The sky, y’mean? Cause they’re fer time turnin’, not apparation.”

    Alan had to take a deep breath. “No,” he replied, “If time turners weren’t anchored to anything, the Earth’s rotation alone would be enough to ensure a time traveler’s demise. But someone at the ministry was clever enough to anchor them to a carefully guarded object that never moves relative to the Earth.”

    “Fascinat’n,” slurred Mundungus, whose eyes had glazed over once it became clear that Alan didn’t actually have a time turner on him.

    “But time turners are still very limited,” continued Alan, more to himself than to Mundungus, “They can’t go more than seven hours back, and not forward at all, and only in increments of one hour, and they only work on Earth… no, they’re very clumsy, if one truly pauses to think about it.”

    “What’s yer point?”

    “My point is that while wizards are slowly stagnating in their backwards remnant of the Dark Ages, Muggles are making progress, ever reaching for the light. Do you know that they don’t need magic to craft a hand of living silver?”

    “Bah,” was Mundungus’s only reply, “You’d be best mates with that Weasley nutcase at the ministry, you would.”

    Alan stood up, silently casting an infantes gelata to check for paradoxes. “I don’t know why I bother with you,” he sighed, “you’ve just wasted another two minutes of my time. Perhaps I bother because I have time to waste.”

    And he twisted, as if to apparate, but instead faded out of existence with a distinct vworp. The air swirled in the wake of his departure, blowing back Mundungus’s straggly ginger hair.

    “Muggleborns,” the short wizard muttered, then turned back to his drink.

    ••••••••

    Thirty minutes earlier, Alan lounged contentedly within his quieting barrier, stirring his cup of tea absently and rereading one of his favourite Muggle books. He wondered, vaguely, which planet held the nearest sapient life, and what their magic would look like…

    This rereading, however, would be slightly shorter than the last. Even within the barrier, the presence of another at the table tickled at Alan’s consciousness. He set down his book (rather forcefully, he had to admit,) and looked up. The bloodshot eyes of Mundungus Fletcher didn’t meet him when his own rose.

    “Hello,” mouthed the man. Finite Incantatum, thought Alan.

    “Hello,” he answered, “Can I help you?”

    “No, not really. Well, maybe. Well, probably. Have you seen anything strange lately? Disappearing cats, people moving backwards, variances in the time vortex causing precise and intentional reversal of the course of events?”

    Alan couldn’t help but stare. “Er…now that you mention it, I was just…” he trailed off as he glanced out the window and did a double take. There was a 1960s-style Muggle police telephone box in the middle of Diagon Alley. “…Is…is that a telephone box?”

    “No. Yes. Recreation. Mock-up. Don’t worry, nobody will notice,” the man said, waving his hand dismissively even as he pulled on a pair of what appeared to be cheap 3-D glasses. “What I want to know,” he murmured conspiratorially, “is what’s giving you that floaty, aurary, bizarrey stuff all over you, because that should not be happening to a human. Person. I said person”

    Alan’s eyebrows furrowed. “First of all, this is Diagon Alley. Most people out there wouldn’t know a police box from a pillbox, especially given it’s bright blue. Second of all, those glasses shouldn’t give you the ability to see what you’re seeing. And thirdly, Expelliarmus.

    “Expelliwhat?” the man squawked, just as a long, chunky metallic object with a blue tip shot out of his jacket pocket and into Alan’s hand. A quick Identification spell told him all he needed to know.

    “Fuzzy logic neural interface configured for ease of use, limited nonverbal manipulation of mechanical and electronic objects…Interesting. And leaps and bounds beyond anything wizards or Muggles can conjure up. What are you?”

    The man stared at him for a few minutes before breaking out in a wide smile. “Hello. I’m the Doctor. Let me tell you a little bit about the universe…”

    IT GOT BETTER

    I am done, this is the end of the world, it’s all downhill from here

    This is the first fan fiction I have ever read.

    I need more.

    (via smarilou)

     

  14. "You should know that there is something worse than hate and that is unlove.

    Because hate is anger over something lost, hate is passion, hate is misguided, it’s caring for the wrong things but it is still caring.

    But unlove, unlove is to unkiss, to unremember, to unhold, to undream, to undo everything that ever was and leave smooth stone behind in its wake.

    No fire.

    No fury.

    Just, nothing.

    And that is worse than hate."
    — The salting of the earth, I wrote this for you (via twistedtheory)

    The opposite of love is not hate. It is indifference. To hate is to still love, to still care about something. To have indifference is to not care at all. And that’s unlove.

    (via retr0philia)

    (via cosmic-pebble)

     

  15. vaginapowersactivate:

    prestonhymas:

    Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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    I mean look at that. That’s water.

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    Flying water.

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    FLYING

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    FUCKING

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    WATER

    LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

    WHAT IS THIS

    HOW IS THIS EVEN

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    AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

    GOD DAMN, WHAT

    This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

    (Source: prestonhymas, via cosmic-pebble)